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I’ve been saving some of the funny little conversations on chat that I’ve had with Brett over the past few years. I thought I’d finally collect them all and share. :)
me: hehehe
I think i’m getting carpal tunnel.
my wrists hurt!
Brett: oh geez!
you don’t do anything repetitive
me: shush, it’s real.
it exists! the tunnel in my wrists.
oooh, i should be a poet!
Brett: haha psycho!
Brett: What are you getting at Meijer?
me: A new vacuum cleaner.
I figured I better spend all of my money before you do.
Brett: oh yeah!
hahaha!
I’m sorry
Brett: I’m bored
me: Me tooo.
This job is boring.
Brett: same here
lets go to Disney
me: Let’s!
Brett: hehe
me: Hehehehe!
You’re a genius.
Brett: I know!~
me: I married a genius!
Brett: totally!
Brett: It was pretty scary scooting across that bridge this morning
It’s still dark when I leave for work in the morning.
me: Yeah, I’d be scared!
You’re a risky risker!
Brett: I take risks
Brett: I farted
me: Ewww.
Pervo!
Brett: pervo!?!
how are farts perverted?
me: Only pervos fart at work!
Brett: hahahah!
Brett: I have papa johns farts
Everyday I have some kind of farts
me: Hahaha, sicko.
Schedule a dentist appointment today.
me: Hehe!
That’s awesome.
did you hear that there is a new study that men/woman are living to be the same age now?
So maybe we can die together.. so I never have to live without you!
Brett: I hope it goes the other way so I get a few years to myself
hahaha!
me: What are you eating.
Brett: poop
me: Mmmm!
Steamed or fried?
Brett: refried
me: Ewwww!! Hahaha omg
you’re disgusting!
me: well you don’t get a debit card anymore.
i’ll just have to start giving you cash.
Brett: No! I get a debit card! I’ll just try harder! I promise!
me: Nope!
I chop it in your sleep tonight. I gave you too many chances.
Brett: nuh uh!
me: mmhmm
im watching you.
:P
Brett: oh yeah? what am I doing right now?
me: you farted!
pewww!
you stink.
Brett: nuh uh! I was stretching!
me: hehehe
you must have farted in your stretch.
Brett: hahahah! you’re stupid
me: hahah
shuddup
Brett: hola!
guten tag!
me: guten tag?!
Brett: it’s german
it means good day
me: hahah
your a retardo.
thats spanish for retard.
Brett: hahahaha!
me: Uh oh..
I fartttt. Owie, it’s a hot one.
I hope no one comes over here..
Brett: hahahaha!
you’re sick!!!
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