I’ve been saving some of the funny little conversations on chat that I’ve had with Brett over the past few years. I thought I’d finally collect them all and share. :)
I think i’m getting carpal tunnel.
my wrists hurt!
Brett: oh geez!
you don’t do anything repetitive
me: shush, it’s real.
it exists! the tunnel in my wrists.
oooh, i should be a poet!
Brett: haha psycho!
Brett: What are you getting at Meijer?
me: A new vacuum cleaner.
I figured I better spend all of my money before you do.
Brett: oh yeah!
Brett: I’m bored
me: Me tooo.
This job is boring.
Brett: same here
lets go to Disney
You’re a genius.
Brett: I know!~
me: I married a genius!
Brett: It was pretty scary scooting across that bridge this morning
It’s still dark when I leave for work in the morning.
me: Yeah, I’d be scared!
You’re a risky risker!
Brett: I take risks
Brett: I farted
how are farts perverted?
me: Only pervos fart at work!
Brett: I have papa johns farts
Everyday I have some kind of farts
me: Hahaha, sicko.
Schedule a dentist appointment today.
did you hear that there is a new study that men/woman are living to be the same age now?
So maybe we can die together.. so I never have to live without you!
Brett: I hope it goes the other way so I get a few years to myself
me: What are you eating.
Steamed or fried?
me: Ewwww!! Hahaha omg
me: well you don’t get a debit card anymore.
i’ll just have to start giving you cash.
Brett: No! I get a debit card! I’ll just try harder! I promise!
I chop it in your sleep tonight. I gave you too many chances.
Brett: nuh uh!
im watching you.
Brett: oh yeah? what am I doing right now?
me: you farted!
Brett: nuh uh! I was stretching!
you must have farted in your stretch.
Brett: hahahah! you’re stupid
me: guten tag?!
Brett: it’s german
it means good day
your a retardo.
thats spanish for retard.
me: Uh oh..
I fartttt. Owie, it’s a hot one.
I hope no one comes over here..